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• Keith Olbermann told us why Glenn Beck was Monday’s Worst Person in the World
• Media Matters exposed “The Fox Cycle”
• Political cartoons here, here, here, and here
• Tea Partiers are crazy
• The NAACP condemned the Tea Party for its racist elements but one leader said they actually had a lot in common with the Civil Rights Movement.
• CNN brought up the problem with Republicans’ “big government” argument
• Sarah Palin actually legalized shooting “Mama Grizzlies” from helicopters
• Rachel Maddow blew the top off of Fox News’s supposed ACORN scandal
• Rubio Unveiled His Economic Strategy: Tax Cuts For The Wealthy And Corporations
• Rand Paul thinks that the poor have it good in America
• There was more on the “Fox Cycle”
• Sarah Palin showed her ignorance on immigration
• Palin is embracing “new media”
• A controversial Iowa billboard backfired on Tea Partiers
• Jonathan Cunningham showed us why voters are angry
• Yes, Tea Partiers are racist (video)
• The Iraq war has reframed our discussion of foreign policy
• We saw an awesome infographic showing Budget vs Media Coverage in 2009
• Julia Gillard, the rare atheist politician, had some bold words
• Obama called out a congressman at a ribbon-cutting ceremony
• Only 34% of Americans correctly identified that George Bush passed TARP
• We saw another infographic showing Obama vs. McCain in Campaign Donations
• Historic Wall St. reform passed
• Glenn Beck freaked out on Michelle Obama’s choice of blouse
• A Daily Dish reader thinks that Palin is definitely running in 2012
• Chris Matthews pointed out the long history of conservatives’ “tyranny” fears

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PART A: Science

1. A strain of bacteria, after repeated exposure to an antibiotic, develops a resistance to that antibiotic. This is an example of:
A. microevolution
B. microintelligentdesign
C. how the liberal media lies
D. why faith healing is better than secular medicine

2. Global temperatures have risen 1 degree F since 2004. This is due to:
A. the greenhouse effect
B. unsound science
C. the Clinton administration
D. gays

3. Scientific theories are:
A. ones which makes predictions one can test against experimental data
B. only theories
C. used by out-of-the-mainstream liberal eggheads to oppress white people
D. tricks of Satan

PART B: Mathematics

1. Pi is:
A. the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter
B. three
C. I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that my dad makes a lot of money
D. something Greek homosexuals invented to turn you gay

2. If dinosaurs first appeared 250 million years ago, and became extinct 185 million years later, how long ago did they become extinct?
A. 65 million years ago
B. There is no paleontological consensus that dinosaurs ever existed
C. 3500 years ago, during the Flood
D. However long ago it was that they turned gay and lost their moral values

3. If you make $50,000 a year, and the flat income tax rate is 10%, how much money do you pay the IRS each year?
A. $5,000
B. Too much.
C. $0. The federal government has no Constitutional right to inconvenience me.
D. The IRS is part of the gay mafia.

PART C: History

1. The US lost the Vietnam War because:
A. we miscalculated the determination of the enemy.
B. liberals and the media wouldn’t let Rambo do his job.
C. IT WAS A TIE!
D. Clinton made everyone in the Army get gay married.

2. Who led the American army during the Revolutionary War?
A. George Washington
B. George W. Bush
C. Ronald Reagan
D. Jesus

3. Who betrayed the American army during the Revolutionary War?
A. Benedict Arnold
B. Bill Clinton
C. Hillary Clinton
D. The Jews

PART D: Literature

1. What is the greatest book ever written by an American?
A. The Great Gatsby
B. A Charge to Keep
C. Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force
D. The Bible

2. In Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, Caesar is betrayed by:
A. Brutus
B. Clinton
C. the liberal media
D. the Jews

3. In 1609, Galileo looked through a telescope and saw four small bodies orbiting Jupiter. This showed:
A. that not all celestial bodies orbit the Earth, and that the Earth is not necessarily at the center of the Universe
B. there is no astronomical consensus that anything orbits Jupiter
C. Galileo was a biased liberal
D. the telescope was gay

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Scoring is at the discretion of your local school board.

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Burt Hummel is the Dad Gay Kids Wish For

Did you miss GLEE last night? The Lady Gaga element wasn’t that interesting but the scene when Burt Hummel (Kurt’s dad) schools Finn for calling things “faggy” is spectacular. It’s incredibly touching to think that your parent would defend you in such a way. The dialogue is below, but watch it on Fox.com or on Hulu.

Burt: Hey, what did you just call him?
Finn: Oh, no, no, I didn’t call him anything, I was talking to the blanket-
Burt: You use that word, you’re talking about him.
Kurt: Relax Dad, I didn’t take it that way.
Burt: Yeah, that’s because you’re 16 & you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people’s hearts. Even the best people. You use the ‘N’ word?
Finn: Of course not.
Burt: Yeah, how about ‘retard’? You call that nice girl in Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?
Finn: Becky? No, she’s my friend. She’s got Down’s Syndrome, I’d never call her that, that’s cruel.
Burt: But you think it’s okay to come in my house & say ‘faggy’?
Finn: That’s not what I meant!
Burt: I know what you meant! What, you think I didn’t use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice & we tell him to stop being such a fag, shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That it’s some kind of punishable offence. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee club & being raised by your mom meant that you were some new generation of dude who saw things differently, who just kinda came into the world knowing what it’s taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I’m sorry Finn, but you can’t, you can’t stay here.
Kurt: Dad!
Burt: I love your mom & maybe this is going to cost me her, but my family comes first. I can’t have that kind of poison around. This is our home, Kurt. He is my son. Out in the world, you do what you want. Not under my roof.

Glee, 1x20 ~ Theatricality.

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UPDATE: Video clip below

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For all us losers still in our offices on a Friday night (except we luuurve spending day and night delivering fabulous content to you, our faithful daniel extra followers), enjoy this hilarity - the best lines of GLEE’s Brittany.

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