What happens when you watch Jersey Shore

Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, and Bam Margera talked to Vanity Fair about—amongst other things—the flamingly queer aspects of the new Jackass 3-D film that was recently screened at the gay leather bar, The Eagle (LA?):

So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass… Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?

Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.

You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?

Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening!

And in 3-D! It’s not just homoerotic tension?

Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.

This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to fuck each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.

Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on d*cks!

[via: towleroad]

MAD TV parody “MTV Icon: Whitney Houston”

Laughing so hard, we just got an ab workout! The beginning dance tribute is too much!

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American Idol Kris Allen admits to having a man-crush on Jake Gyllenhaal on MTV

This actually really cute to watch a guy justify his man-crush.

Prince (via azspot)

No Prince, I think you’re the one who’s outdated.

Jersey Score!

Watch the SFW/clean trailer of legendary gay pornographer Chris Steele’s smut parody of MTV’s Jersey Shore called Jersey Score! No one at daniel extra HQ has actually seen Jersey Shore, but we are HIGHLY amused by this profanity/bleep-ridden clip!

(via importantlgbtstuff)

ManCandy Monday: Paul DiLillo

21-year-old Paul is a New Jersey boy and claims to be 100% Italian (read: Italian-American), which by definition, makes him ineligible to be cast as a douchebag on MTV’s Jersey Shore. We don’t know what he sounds like when he opens his mouth, but let’s just pretend that he is a perfectly well-mannered, non-misogynist, and cool with the queers bloke who has only a slight case of self-delusion (he’s 5’9” and thinks he will still grow and could play in the NBA). In the meantime, we’re perfectly accepting of him as a silent, two-dimensional piece of ManCandy!

The Superficial - Jersey Shore needs more homoeroticism

And frankly, we don’t think “The Situation” (below) has a that great of a “situation” to be merit it being called a “situation” or giving yourself the nickname of “The Situation” because of it. If you aren’t aware, the “situation” is his abs, and goddess knows there are plenty of guys out there with better abs and not calling it a “situation”—even this fool has has ‘em!

(via vanz)

America’s Best Dance Crew - Lady Gaga Challenge

An edit of all the dance crews and their Gaga routines! One of the best challenges ever on ABDC. 

(via joeinthebox:fuckyeahladygaga)

So loving that Mike Manning from The Real World: D.C., in his interview here at AfterElton.com, is defending bisexuality because gays notoriously have fucked up prejudices against them. But frankly, the fact that he even has to defend his sexuality to other queers is REALLY what’s fucked up. An excerpt below:

Yes, I am more attracted to guys. If I was standing in a room of attractive males and attractive females, I’d probably take a boy home, or I’d pay more attention to the guys. But I’ve talked to my gay guy friends who have never been with a girl or who have been with a girl once or twice, and I know I’m more attracted to a female than a gay man would be. I am aroused by naked girls, and they’re not. For whatever reason — my genes, my makeup, my hormones, whatever you want to blame it on — God made me attracted to both sexes. That’s just how it is. I’m more attracted to guys, and I’ll admit that. I’ll admit that to you in an interview, and I’ll admit that on national television. I don’t know where people get the impression that I’m too insecure to admit that I’m gay.