WATCH: Miss Swan vs. Black Swan

Awesomeness.

Broke-bat Mountain

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MAD TV parody “MTV Icon: Whitney Houston”

Laughing so hard, we just got an ab workout! The beginning dance tribute is too much!

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DESPICABLE ME(L) by Joe Heller

Uh…what’s with the overly flattering illustration of Mel there?

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PART A: Science

1. A strain of bacteria, after repeated exposure to an antibiotic, develops a resistance to that antibiotic. This is an example of:
A. microevolution
B. microintelligentdesign
C. how the liberal media lies
D. why faith healing is better than secular medicine

2. Global temperatures have risen 1 degree F since 2004. This is due to:
A. the greenhouse effect
B. unsound science
C. the Clinton administration
D. gays

3. Scientific theories are:
A. ones which makes predictions one can test against experimental data
B. only theories
C. used by out-of-the-mainstream liberal eggheads to oppress white people
D. tricks of Satan

PART B: Mathematics

1. Pi is:
A. the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter
B. three
C. I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that my dad makes a lot of money
D. something Greek homosexuals invented to turn you gay

2. If dinosaurs first appeared 250 million years ago, and became extinct 185 million years later, how long ago did they become extinct?
A. 65 million years ago
B. There is no paleontological consensus that dinosaurs ever existed
C. 3500 years ago, during the Flood
D. However long ago it was that they turned gay and lost their moral values

3. If you make $50,000 a year, and the flat income tax rate is 10%, how much money do you pay the IRS each year?
A. $5,000
B. Too much.
C. $0. The federal government has no Constitutional right to inconvenience me.
D. The IRS is part of the gay mafia.

PART C: History

1. The US lost the Vietnam War because:
A. we miscalculated the determination of the enemy.
B. liberals and the media wouldn’t let Rambo do his job.
C. IT WAS A TIE!
D. Clinton made everyone in the Army get gay married.

2. Who led the American army during the Revolutionary War?
A. George Washington
B. George W. Bush
C. Ronald Reagan
D. Jesus

3. Who betrayed the American army during the Revolutionary War?
A. Benedict Arnold
B. Bill Clinton
C. Hillary Clinton
D. The Jews

PART D: Literature

1. What is the greatest book ever written by an American?
A. The Great Gatsby
B. A Charge to Keep
C. Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force
D. The Bible

2. In Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, Caesar is betrayed by:
A. Brutus
B. Clinton
C. the liberal media
D. the Jews

3. In 1609, Galileo looked through a telescope and saw four small bodies orbiting Jupiter. This showed:
A. that not all celestial bodies orbit the Earth, and that the Earth is not necessarily at the center of the Universe
B. there is no astronomical consensus that anything orbits Jupiter
C. Galileo was a biased liberal
D. the telescope was gay

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Scoring is at the discretion of your local school board.

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BP Spills Coffee

OH. SO. GOOD.

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Bubble Gang Bitoy’s Lady Gaga parody - “Bathroom Dance” (via emr013)

It’s potty humor but it’s hilarious! At least that’s what daniel extra’s in-house Filipino tells us about this “gross” and “disgusting” parody of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance.” He did us the favor of doing a little translating so you get the gist.

“a-a-ayan na!”  ”la-la-labas na!”  ”gaga malala, para akong old man” VERSE

 “uh oh, here we go!”  ”it’s gonna come out now!”  ”seriously, i’m like an old man.”

“merong nangyaring”  ”nakaka-inis”  ”may nakain yata ako na panis” “humihilab”

“something happened”  ”it’s annoying”  ”i think i ate something spoiled”  ”it’s upsetting”

“parang may tama”  ”nasira ang t’yan”  ”wag n’yong sabihin sa king ok lang ‘yan”  ”humihilab”

“seems something hit me”  ”my tummy’s all messed up”  ”don’t tell me everything’s okay”  ”it’s upsetting”

“parang na-impatso”  ”sa’n kaya ang banyo?”  ”sirang-sira”  ”sira ang t’yan”  ”it seems like indigestion”  ”where could the bathroom be?”  ”it’s broken, broken”  ”my tummy’s a mess”

“kagat ang labi”  ”namimilipit”  ”sa sakit”  ”napapa-bathroom dance”

“bite your tongue”  ”it’s twisting”  ”it’s hurting”  ”that’s why i’m doing the bathroom dance”

“nagkandarapa”  ”sa pagmamadali”  ”ang tindi”  ”napapa-bathroom dance”

“it’s coming out”  ”because of urgent needs”  ”i have the urge”  ”that’s why i’m doing the bathroom dance”

“a-a-ayan na!”  ”la-la-labas na!”  ”gaga malala, para akong old man”  VERSE

“uh oh, here we go!”  ”it’s gonna come out now!”  ”seriously, i’m like an old man.”

“wag kang humarang”  ”sa banyo inday”  ”baka sa urinal”  ”ako bumigay”

“don’t use the bathroom”  ”or make jokes”  ”because it’s the urinal”  ”i might just give in”

[Thanks to Mae K. for the lead!]

Jersey Score!

Watch the SFW/clean trailer of legendary gay pornographer Chris Steele’s smut parody of MTV’s Jersey Shore called Jersey Score! No one at daniel extra HQ has actually seen Jersey Shore, but we are HIGHLY amused by this profanity/bleep-ridden clip!

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Charlie Brown wants to bring sexy back…and what does Snoopy have to say about that? SAUCY!!!

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An absolutely brilliant way to begin the weekend! Have a great weekend, daniel extra readers!

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